Cover art for To Catch a Predator by Insane Clown Posse

To Catch a Predator

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To Catch a Predator Lyrics

[Intro]
*laughter*

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world

I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them
Would make the Devil sick:
I sharpen my blade
Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get them inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"

And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me
"Hi there." (Haha) I stab him in the neck first
'Cause it hurts. Hit him where the blood squirts

Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in my basement, bleeding

[Chorus]
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
[Chorus]
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)

[Bridge]
"What's in the bag?"
"Funyuns and condoms"
"What's in the bag?"
"Funyuns and condoms"
"What's in the bag?"
"Funyuns and condoms"
"Why did you bring condoms?"
"I didn't mean to"


[Verse 3: Violent J]
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs
And beat they ass sometimes, 'cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, some are still living
But I'ma hurt them every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun or the stun gun
They can't run! So, they both mad fun

I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well!

I took my spot. "Come in! I'll be right there!"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair!
He seen it and ran! I had to give chase!
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face!
I threw it, it stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
"Ahhhh! Somebody! Anybody!"
"Zip it!"
"Stop! Please!"
"Shut it the fuck up!"
"Ahhhhhh!"
"People are looking! Silence!"


A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy, despite my slapping
Plus, the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
But they all never said nothing bout it again


[Chorus]
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (To catch a predator)

[Outro]
"Yo! Liz!"
"Meanwhile, back at the house."
"Hey! Come on in! What kind of alcohol did you bring?'
"I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange, I brought a shot of Jägermeister"
"Wow!"

"In several cases, the men were asked to bring food, alcohol, and condoms. Law enforcement says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor. What do we got here?"
"A bag of Funyuns"
"Funyuns? What about condoms? Did you bring condoms?"
"I did."
"You did?"

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Genius Annotation

Violent J watched ‘to catch a predator" and loved watching real pedos get exposed on TV and wished to actually go out and kill pedos but he knew he would get caught so he expressed that wish in the song

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What did Insane Clown Posse say about "To Catch a Predator"?
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Violent J:

We were actually mixing the album down and we realized we needed one more song that’s actually saying something. We needed a song that attacks an evil. I had a blast writing this song because I knew it was hot to death. The TV show “To Catch a Predator” on MSNBC is without a doubt the fuckin’ best. Watching all those fuckin’ creeps go down one after another. That show is ahead of its time. It’s the most futuristic show on TV. Think about it for a half second. A Show that actually bust pedophiles on TV… That’s fuckin’ awesome! I could easily see myself killing pedophiles in real life and having no guilt. The only reason I don’t do it is because I’d probably get caught. So its nice to live it out through my music. The funniest shit about the TV show is when they bring a bag with drinks, and what ever else in it. As the pervert is trying to talk his way out of trouble the host always says “We’ll did you bring condoms?” and they always did. What the fuck? One guy on the TV show said… “ I came here to tell her parents! I wasn’t gonna do a thing with her, I was just going to talk to her until her parents came home and tell them what there daughter was up to…” And then Chris Hanson the host asked “Well what about condoms, did you bring condoms? And he’s like “….yeh.” Good cause the next question is why did you email her a picture of you holding your dick?” Fuckin’ pervs are the best!

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September 1, 2009
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