[Verse 1]
And I play guitar because I’m not very original
And I play kazoo because I can't afford a trumpet
I can’t play music, although my actions are contrary
I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite, didn't I?

[Chorus]
And I write songs from the bottom of my heart
And I write songs about things that do not matter
In a world of worthless death and worthless art
I try and focus on the latter

[Verse 2]
I can’t rhyme but I can play four chords very fast
My vocal range is bad, it's very bad
But I try hard to find structure in the nothingness
And I have fifteen other songs that have to do with birds

[Outro]
And if you think you are better than me your right
And thanks for putting up with all my shit