[Intro: Fuzzy Jones]
Well, it is a weepin' and a moanin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound
Believe, believe

[Chorus: Joe Jitsukawa & Bart Kwan]
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mitsubishi Mazda
Your chick drives a Honda
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
Mitsubishi Mazda
Your chick drives a Honda
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas

[Verse 1: Geovanna Antoinette]
Okay, drop it to the floor
That's a Hyundai
The first of the week
That's a Monday
Got a car wash for my car
That costs money
Vietnamese sandwich
That's a Bánh mì
JK
JK, don't we do this every night night?
We go on long rides, long rides
I need a Sprite Sprite
Finally got paid now I need wind and a kite kite
Did you know aloha in Hawaii means habba
Now I eat veggies, yeah I'm vegetatin'
White boys booty kicking, that's that Jason Statham
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Getting high, off my oil changin'
I cruise by a church and people sayin' "Amen!"

[Chorus: Joe Jitsukawa & Bart Kwan]
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas

[Bridge: Fuzzy Jones]
Well, it is a weepin' and a moanin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound
Believe, believe, believe, believe

[Verse 2: Bart Kwan]
P-P-P-P-P-P-Power, windows, turn, signals
Carpet on the floor, buttons on the door
Like a luxury limo
Windshield, wiper, a responsible driver (Vrrr)
Pay my registration on time and my insurance online
And the good thing 'bout that is I skip the DMV line (Boss)
Cups in the cup holders, I keep surreal like a soldier (Urgh!)
That didn't even make sense, but who cares, it's past tense
Say whatever the hell I want
Fuck you!
No offense (It's okay!)
Pop the hood open (Sup!)
It's a four-banger
Matches my rims (Yup!)
13 inch swangers
Take a look at my dad
Hot class, pay cash
For my oil change
Pullin' up for a tune up
With a new pup, (Ruff Ruff)
Cuz I'm royal, mang!

[Chorus: Joe Jitsukawa & Bart Kwan]
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
Mitsubishi Mazda (Swag)
Your chick drives a Honda (Swag)
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas

[Bridge: Fuzzy Jones]
Well, it is a weepin' and a moanin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound
Believe, believe, believe, believe

[Refrain: Fuzzy Jones]
Well, it is a weepin' and a moanin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound
The bugle has blown fi many times
And it still have one more—

[Verse 3: Joe Jitsukawa]
Let that regular sedan door open
I'll take you in my regular Corolla rollin'
When I fly, I choose economy
I ride coach
You know what that mean?
I'm a flying roach
I keep my car stock, just like my bitches
No plastic surgery, original switches
Save money
Money on my car machine
87 octane gasoline
Anything else is too obscene
Even if yo' gasoline 91 supreme
It's every team's dream to have a car it means
A passage through adulthood, drivin' through the neighborhood
Riding like a superstar, in a average car
When I drive by, nobody lookin' at all
When I pull up in the parking lot
I see the same cars all over the lot

[Verse 4: Ricky Shucks]
Two Chinz!
I keep the ketchup and that mayonnaise in the console by my handbrake, and I just got my wheels aligned, now it's easier to keep my hands strapped (strapped)
Seat covers, damn straight
They black to match my damn paint (Bow!)
First aid kit in the back seat, and that thing's full of band-aids (Damn)
My insurance is A1
Triple legs, I'm straight, son
Tire shinin' like black diamonds
Keep them on the road in the damn trunk (Ya)
Horsepower, horsepower
A hundred seventy-seven horsepower, and it's hybrid, so when I charge it up, I can drive around for a whole hour
Honda
Accord
Sedan
Four doors
Cup holders I got four, all this anti-freeze I'm pourin', while my air condition is roarin', got me feelin' like I'm soarin', it seats five comfortably, and my trunk got space for storage, yea!

[Chorus: Joe Jitsukawa & Bart Kwan]
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mitsubishi Mazda
Your chick drives a Honda
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas
Mitsubishi Mazda
Your chick drives a Honda
I'm in the four door Camry and we also rock Corollas

[Bridge: Fuzzy Jones]
Well, it is a weepin' and a moanin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth
It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound
Believe, believe, believe, believe