Skit 1: [Some Guy]
Now beat that!
And your mothers saying
"Go to college"
So you finish college
And it's wonderful
You feel so good
And after all the partying and craziness
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school From being around your peers
Hey!
Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack/cocaine
But, it'll be YOUR money
No more borrowing from mom for my high
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
`Cause your so excited about it
If you continue to work at the Gap
After several interviews
Oh my God
You'll come in at a entry-level position
And if you do that
If you kiss enough ass
You'll move up to the next level
Which is being the secretary's secretary
And boy is that great.
You can take messages for the secretary
Who NEVER went to college
Shes actually the bosses niece!
So know your part of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man.
You kids wanted to talk in the back of the class?
Not me, I listened
Okay?
I was a Hall-Monitor
This was meant to be
You know how many classes I took
Extra-Classes
No, I've never had sex.
But, you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied.
When a lady wakes to me says
"You know what's sexy"
No, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
Very fast
Now beat that!
And your mothers saying
"Go to college"
So you finish college
And it's wonderful
You feel so good
And after all the partying and craziness
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school From being around your peers
Hey!
Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack/cocaine
But, it'll be YOUR money
No more borrowing from mom for my high
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
`Cause your so excited about it
If you continue to work at the Gap
After several interviews
Oh my God
You'll come in at a entry-level position
And if you do that
If you kiss enough ass
You'll move up to the next level
Which is being the secretary's secretary
And boy is that great.
You can take messages for the secretary
Who NEVER went to college
Shes actually the bosses niece!
So know your part of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man.
You kids wanted to talk in the back of the class?
Not me, I listened
Okay?
I was a Hall-Monitor
This was meant to be
You know how many classes I took
Extra-Classes
No, I've never had sex.
But, you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied.
When a lady wakes to me says
"You know what's sexy"
No, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
Very fast
Track 14 on The College Dropout
