[Verse 1]
Last night, I had enough of you
I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard
It was all over your face
That you were slippin'
And flippin'
But here is the sitch
I signed up for a man
But you are just a bitch

[Pre-Chorus]
You should know
That I love
You a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag'

[Chorus]
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

[Verse 2]
When I first met you, panties droppin'
Every time I saw you, it was on and
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walkin'
If I am honest
I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryin' to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused

[Pre-Chorus]
You should know
That I love
You a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag'

[Chorus]
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

[Bridge]
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pair, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Oh
Grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

[Chorus]
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back