[Verse 1: Lemson]
See James, the people of Rap Genius love me, I’m doing this for the hell of it
Stanning Loopy and getting de-editored every 30 minutes are the only ways you stay relevant
Isn’t this the guy that Dyaz gave editor?
LOL the only thing weaker than you is trying to imagine Mykro as a wrestler
Now James, there’s one small thing I’ve been wanting to tell you
How do you have 120 more explanations than me but our IQs are almost the same value?
Once I found out OMWP wasn’t a girl, I stopped striving the estrogen
But he tells me you’re still sending him dirty private messages
Losing to Zexon and then accepting my challenge was pretty bold
Sorry, but I gotta give you that Ether, like Route 43 on Pokemon Gold
What you didn’t get that? What are you, a Slowpoke
Or are you full of confusion with no hope?
Like a weaker Pokemon after Mewtwo hits em with it and they just don’t know
Who to attack, hit you with super-effective raps
Every dog on here shits on you like you’re grass
And you know there’s no way you’re not fainting from my fire blast
KOed mother fucker, take him to the Pokemon Center
You might be the best rap battler, but just ask me, I’ll be your mentor
You’re James and OMWP is your Jesse, together you form Team Rocket
But I'mma put out your fuel, wait for the Ashes, Ketchum and put em in wooden boxes
Cremated, your mom’s crying at the funeral crying then looks over at me eating
What’s left of you, oh you thought we were friends? Well I’m a bad teammate
You could never pass me up like you were Rick Ross running a 400 meter relay
This is the type of stories the ancient Sumerians were painting on cave walls
You’re only 15 but probably jack off so much that you already have gray balls
I’m the one dropping the bombs and you’re flopping like Xzibit’s Napalm
Now James is old enough to try to find a girl that’s good to lick her
But he’s too young and poor to buy her Food and Liquor
So they go to McDonald’s for a Double Burger with Cheese but he can’t figure out why she won’t let him kiss her
Most likely because her age is still on the Richter
Maybe it could be his dick warts or his lip bursts
301? Represent? I thought that was were Cuzzo was from
Why does he have street knowledge and you’re still sucking the tits of your mom?
Seems like you’re a Good Kid in a M.A.A.d. City
Leave you in the Dust man, have you even been lifting?
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