Cover art for My Puss by Margaret Cho

My Puss

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My Puss Lyrics

This song goes out to our neighbor
Who we hate
Because they had our RV towed
(You tell, em moran)
We hate you and we wrote
This song for you
You suck
You suck

[Verse 1]
My puss look so fantastic
Your puss smell like burnt plastic
My puss like it nice and rough
Your puss got some bad dandruff
My puss is so fine that I flaunt it
Your puss is so old that its haunted
My puss make everybody horny
Your puss look like Barney
My puss won 15 Tonys
Your puss hang down to your knees
My puss be pretty if it showed
Your puss gots its own zip code
My puss won the fifa world cup
Your puss makes me sneeze and throw up
My puss is soft like velvet
Your puss dead like Elvis
[Chorus]
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service
You suck (suck suck suck suck)

[Verse 2]
My puss is the best on the block
Your puss invaded Iraq
My puss, give a shout out
Your puss a rollin' black out
My puss go straight for the jugular
Your puss get uglier and uglier
My puss, filet mignon
Your puss, a double coupon
My puss is keeping it real
Your puss invented the wheel
My puss, angelic, got a halo
Your puss so hairy got an afro
My puss is decked out in jewels
Your puss run on fossil fuels
My puss, lesbian fantasia
Your puss need euthanasia
My puss fly first class
You puss just look like your ass
My puss will go down in history
Your puss need to rinse with Listerine
[Chorus]
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service
My peach, my clam, my poukie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie
Don't wanna a rookie (NO)
Getting' all nervous
I just wanna pro (PRO) who can give me lip service


[Outro]
Why did you have to have our RV towed
What's wrong with you?
You don't own the street
You don't own the whole street
If you own the only street
Why don't you move and buy a street?
I am perfectly happy to move but you just have to tell me
Why don't you tell me? I live next door
You can just come over and knock

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Release Date
2010
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