Hello my name is fern
And i just moved out west
Why i left my home town
Is anybody's guess
Finding jobs today
In romania is tough
I been unemployed for months
So i said thats enought
So i packed my bags and moved to the US
Though i still can't seem to find financial sucess
I guess today is hard to
Be an honest vampire
But it still upsets me when
People light me on fire!

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEAH
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

Ooo yes transylvania x4
I applied for a job as a company stock broker
But I quit after a week it was so mediocre
I tried out for this film written by bram stoker
But the casting person laughed coz she was said a joker
So now I sit at home and play computer poker
And i stair up at the ceiling with is the colour oaker
I'm a spiritual choker what I need now is a depression revoker

I guess I should go and lay in some mud as i enjoy a tall glass of type o blood
And think about the currant state of this nation and full of double standard and ceaseless discrimination
Why can't we all exist like human yings and yang's and don't be mean to people just because they have fangs

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

Ooo yes transylvania x4

Talking

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart
But i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am
So take me back to transylvania

Ooo yes transylvania x4