[Intro]
Falcon lovers, yeah, uh
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Raise your wings for the Falcon Lord

[Verse 1]
H-h-h-ows it going bros my name is PewDiePie!
Or should I call you PooDiePie?
Here's some harass from a giraffe, you smell like ass
Oh, can you feel that sass?
You think turning off comments are stopping me?
I have a master degree in snipery
Watch me no scope 360 from a tree while I... pee

[Verse 2]
You may have thirty million subs, but I have five
And none of them are scrubs
Okay, maybe my brother
And a couple other
And my surrogate mother, but
My sniper clan got more no scopes then you can touch
I bet you bitch ass don't even like falcons that much

[Interlude]
Do you?
I love falcons so... yeah

[Verse 3]
Now... listen up peeps
My face is in your mom's butt cheeks
I'm a human centipede, givin' you creeps
Oh, what is this? It's a great chocolate feast!
Lasting for weeks
Mmm, what a delicious treat!

[Interlude]
Wait, wait this is not chocolate is it?
Ugh, that's disgus–, ugh, cut!

[Verse 4]
Join my sniper clan today
I'll give you a free BJ, wait.. no
Not liking pussy isn't gay
Do I look like I am Beyoncé?
What? Who wrote this?
Please like favorite and subscribe
I'll give you a butt wipe
And maybe even a circumcise
Just remember to forget to subscribe

[Interlude]
Wait, what? Wait, wait a minute
Y-you're supposed to subscribe goddammit
H-how am I suppose to get subs if I can't spam his videos anymore?

[Outro]
This isn't over Pewds!
This is not the last you've seen of Falcon Lor–