Simon & Garfunkel – Punky's Dilemma Lyrics
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan
Ah, South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door)
Everybody knows when he's
Tippy-toeing down that floor
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan
Ah, South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door)
Everybody knows when he's
Tippy-toeing down that floor
