The Allen Jokers – Midd Kid Lyrics

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[Verse 1]
Yo I roll up to the mill with my flannel on
And from the lawn I can see that the party’s on
I see chips and dips (they got cheese’s right?)
Hell yea, Vermont Chedder, it’s purple Jesus night
I see my boys in the back, DJ spinnin the track
Hes with some bitches talkin smack that the tavern was whack
It’s the mill yo, and that’s what I told ya
’cause here we all G’s throwin free granola
I’m checkin out the honeys and I spy me a winner
She got Carhart overalls, stained with dinner
I weave through the crowd man I wish I were drunker
But Pub Safe rolls in, so I hit up the bunker

[Hook]
I’m a Midd Kid, I swing my nalgene low
Go Green on the side, sippin H20
I’m a Midd Kid, I roll my jeans up high
With my Teva strap tight and my flannel so fly

[Verse 2]
I’m a Midd Kid yo and I’m livin’ it up
But I got too much work so I’m “Lib”in it up
Don’t get me wrong man I do what I please
Feelin’ great cause I am and I gotta succeed
Lookin at my macbook, scopin the scene
I’m catchin eyes from this cute little library queen
I’m gettin up yo, but I gotta be patient
Just wait till I see her at the printing station
When I work I wear my sunday best
Tight ripped jeans and corduroy vest

Napsack with some 3 by 5′s
I stack books the pound, work a day at a time
Cause I’m a Midd Kid, gonna ace the test
And there’s no time to rest, no time to stress
I best hit up McCullough when it’s over and done
Grab a fresh Odwalla cause I’m on the run
I’m a Midd Kid

[Hook]

Verse 3
I’m flyin on the pitch as I catch the snitch
And if you dont play Quidditch, then you’re a bitch

Yo I rock 22′s on my Nimbus 3000
And fresh new shoes when I’m hikin a mountain
Keepers by the hoops, fliers in step
Got my shorts real high, show my Hufflepuff rep
I got you by a step misjudgin my pass
Look me in the eye and I’ll bludgeon your ass
I score 300 points to your 76
Spitting fresh game at the Quidditch chicks (heey)

So don’t cross me bitch, I’ll just chuckle as you struggle
Cause I’m a Midd Kid, and you’re just a fucking muggle (censored)

[Bridge]
This one’s for the girls, and Midd Kids all over the world
Swinging your nalgene low (h20)
Now look at that bro, check out his flow
Shawty…

-Key change- (Lax Bro chorus)
Cause I’m a lax bro, eh yo I flow in my Polo
With Natty from a Solo yo, no homo
I’m a lax bro, I shred threads on the reg
All the ho’s should beg, so bitch pump my keg
Cause’ I’m a lax bro

[Verse 4]
I’m a lax bro yo North Face Denali
Rockin Rainbow Sands, wearin Abercrombie
I got 38 visors, a Brine Lacrosse net

Matchin popped collars in my walk in closet
I give my girl gift cards from Tiffany
I got bitches on the horn like I’m runnin a symphony
Watchu know about a female (You’re sperry’s are retail)
I get in box like gmail…
RL, Brooks Dave Matthews tee’s
Mickey D’s double cheese man I’m smashin these
My polo shirt I untuck it, playin ruit I reign buckets
If I ain’t rippin twine I’m sailin to Nantucket

Cause he’s a lax bro and I’m a laxitute
And I dont really care if he’s about to boot
He’s got a Top Gun pinney and he’ll pass with that
Oh my god look at his backwards hat

(Lax Bro Chorus)

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