The Boondocks – A Date with the Booty Warrior Lyrics
(Kid in Background)
Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table
[Dialogue: The Booty Warrior, Chris Hanson]
Mhmm, take your time
You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
I came looking for booty
You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys
I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing
I came looking for man's butt
A man's butt?
Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson
But see I-I calls you Chris Handsome
I watch your TV show all the time
So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside
It don't make me no difference
Now, I tell you what
I like ya and I want ya
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way
The choice is yours
Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-
Don't make me ruin the butt Chris!
I'm a warrior!
(Chris Hanson Screams)
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