The Lonely Island – 3 Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics

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[Intro: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
Back in that ass... (yeah)
Your mom says hi, jinx!

[Bridge: Andy & JT]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
JAM!

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & (Justin Timberlake)]
Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless (ShoeSource)
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots
Well, it's time to mack, let's handle that
In 2 to 6 hours, we'll meet back here and regroup
So let's shoop!
Roll up to the crib with some Bartles and James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same!
(Then she says,)

[Bridge: Lady Gaga]
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(Say wer?)
I know most guys won't freak together

[Bridge: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
But she forgot about the golden rule
Ah-hah-hah

[Hook: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
It's okay when it's in a 3-way
It's not gay when it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey
in a 1-2-3-way

[Verse 2: All]
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception

(Great!)
See, you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection
(Lights off)

[Verse 3: All]
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It's hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie's begins...(Hoo-Wee!)
This rule dates back...(The golden rule)

To ancient Greece...(Talkin' bout Caesar)
We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company!

[Interlude: Lady Gaga]
You guys are still here

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Andy Samberg]
Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter dick, go!
Helicopter dick (Uh!)
Helicopter dick (Alright!)
To impress a chick
Do the helicopter dick!
(Wow!)


[Outro: All]
And all of that was okay, cause it was in a 3-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay
"Baby, two is enough," that's what they'll say
But we'll say "hell no!", 1-2-3 way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (The Golden Rule)

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