[Verse 1: Kyle Falconer]
They told me if I write this song for them
That they would cut my hair for free
But that's not me, no liberties
And they're into all the coolest bands
And knowing that they're going to the gigs as fans
Entitles me to some decency

[Chorus]
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They're the cleverest blonde we ken
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I wish everybody danced like me

[Verse 2]
Split visions of a talkative therapy
It makes me bend away, it gives me E
Seems hard to say, it's insanity
The same record for the sixteenth time
Exact same set you did the last time round
Doesn't bother me, we're in harmony

[Chorus]
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They're the cleverest blonde we ken
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I wish everybody danced like them
Everybody danced like them

[Verse 3]
No low emotions rolling tonight
Young heavy hopefuls staying the night
So stick around and wait for the day
Craziness kills laziness and happiness takes bad bets
No one gives a fuck, you see we're all out of our little heads
Craziness kills laziness and happiness takes bad bets
No one gives a fuck, you see we're all out of our
All out of our, all out of our little fucking heads

[Refrain]
Doo doo doo

[Chorus]
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They're the cleverest blonde we ken
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I wish everybody danced like them
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They're the cleverest blonde we ken
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I wish everybody danced like them
Can anybody dance like them, can you tell them?
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Does anybody dance like them, can you tell me?
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Does anybody dance like them, can you tell me?
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Does anybody dance like them?
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[Outro]
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