[Intro]
One i Di. Vision
The one and only, Viro The Virus
With EyeGo/Direct

[Verse 1]
Yo; I heard a lot of shit about me - like when I'm liquored up
I can't keep my wits about me (say words)
Bust it, I offered the public the same advice Chuck did
And that's don't believe the hype or trust it
I spit rugged till punks kick buckets
Wave white flags and take flight fast
Way too much of a scrub to play the clubs
So I play the local pub with the gateway drug
Battin' they idol, illogical scholar
Change a pocket of chronic into a fist full of dollars
Loose cannon on your town's police plotter
But move too smooth to slip and get horse-collared
On a rampage like Barry Bonds roid raging on a bad day
So you better amscray
But all the party people and fans stay
Twist the bombay and pass it this way

[Hook]
All jokes aside, I'm just here to keep hip-hop alive
For those who think it died
It's off the handle, when I ramble
Careers get cancelled, MC's trampled
All jokes aside, I'm just trying to keep hip-hop alive
For those who think it died
I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
You know it's dope fo' sho' if Viro did it

[Verse 2]
It's the savvy veteran no rapper is better than
It's just the facts, no bullcrap or embellishment
I don't care one iota for the payola
I eat your rap bars like granola
You should know that I rape wacks
So get it straight black or get the bozak ASAP
Fuck ya chinchillas and ya Maybachs
I chill in Champion hoods and take the train tracks
My mother used to study the Bible, me?
I studied Organized Konfusion vinyls
A pothead from the Boondocks
Who rocks best in ya boombox, tighter than tube socks
The answer to the question of "Who's hot?"
In a separate category from "Who's not", see
The Big V be the sure shot
With more props than Carrot Top's box

[Hook]
All jokes aside, I'm just here to keep Hip Hop alive
For those who think it died
It's off the handle, when I ramble
Careers get cancelled, MC's trampled
All jokes aside, I'm just trying to keep hip-hop alive
For those who think it died
I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
You know it's dope fo' sho' if Viro did it

[Verse 3]
I sold weed for 4 years straight
All I gained was some Nautica Tees and some court dates
And every ho I done had is now like
"Fuck that broke-ass bum, he's a scum bag"
But I'm an artist with an Artest-mentality
Storm the stands and turn fans to casualties
Wheel and deal with movers and shakers
Plus stand and deliver much sooner than later
Freak the mic like a cut
Pussy-lipped rappers try to grab it and it screams
"Unhand me at once!"
Just get me back to the mac with a blunt
Who'll make you punks wear a hat that says dunce
I ask girls to play photography
Let's go in a dark room and see what develops possibly
Don't be mad, at least I'm speaking honestly
Now ma please, follow me for sodomy
Don't have a lot but on everything I got
If I ever get broke, somebody's getting shot (blaow!)
Kid U Not, you'll have a devil of a time
Tryin' to reach this level of mine, but

[Hook]
All jokes aside, I'm just here to keep hip-hop alive
For those who think it died
It's off the handle, when I ramble
Careers get cancelled, MC's trampled
All jokes aside, I'm just trying to keep hip-hop alive
For those who think it died
I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
You know it's dope fo' sho' if Viro did it