Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There’s a small crash outside
Yelling
VOICE: FREEZE!
GUNSHOTS
The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other
The Boy spaces out and sees himself in an open casket. He didn’t want to be cremated. He is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Pink with blue palm trees. He’s holding a copy of Yaphet Kotto’s “The Royalty”. No one is there. Where is everyone? They made it to every party. But not this one. An airplane is heard flying over, followed by a laugh track. The sound wakes him. His eyes look heavy and red
Back to reality
Dude 2: Run. I’ll tell ‘em I killed you. Get the fuck outta here
The Boy suddenly recognizes Dude 2. From camp
The Boy runs out the back. He sees his friends in cuffs
INT. RENTAL HOME
The Boy sneaks in and grabs his laptop. When we walks out he sees Naomi asleep. He opens his laptop and tweets “There’s someone in your life who you’ve seen for the last time. Which one is it?”. He puts the laptop back
Three months later
INT MANSION - DAY
The Boy (now a MAN) kicks off his shoes. The mansion is clean but empty. He opens the fridge. There is a single Pellegrino
The Man starts to walk around the house while looking at his phone. He stops in front of the Buddah and checks twitter. He sees “@chadbr0chill17: roscoe’s wetsuit [wave emoji]”
He LOLs in his head
He gets the joke now. Roscoe’s Wetsuit doesn't mean anything
***(PLAY “LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL”)***
The Man picks up a Connect Four board and starts playing against himself, smiling
He feels alone, unconnected from the world
Can we ever really be connected?
You can’t live your life on the Internet...