Alright now YLC, we on the grind - to scratch an itch we spit some rhymes
It's surreal that we shine - feel free to stare, we do not mind
Concrete we put you through, and we call that a demotion
Cummin' all over the place, you can call that your "hand lotion."
Yea Gambino made it work - I'm not tryin' to be better
But if he is a wetsuit, know I can make you wetter
Yea these girls be actin' crazy when I'm hittin' on their spot --
Best believe it's for the night, their next boyfriend I am not
I will never tie the knot - I'm not tryin' to get married
Yea a band on my finger's not a weight I want to carry
When all my friends have ball and chains I still be smashin' dimes
Porn stars crashin' at the crib that I paid for with my rhymes
Never ask for permission, rather ask for forgiveness -
Got a test in the morning, fuck it who wants one more Guinness?
I must harness the Magic - call me Tracy McGrady
'cuz behind closed doors you act much less like a lady
Cat and mouse? Tom and Jerry, but I put you into 'Lassie'
Seeing you on all fours, you have never looked so classy
Bodies moving back and forth - in the mirror I can see us;
The reflection is not me - like a dude in a Prius

Ok I'm talkin' 'bout me smashin' girls - game like Jordan
If the world were a jail, then I would be the Warden
While you're stuck inside your cell, I feel a little sorry
'cuz I'm back at your house feeding your wife my calamari
Let's pretend that it's Christmas - yes sir you can 'deck the halls.'
Oh wait, what I meant to say was "playa you can lick my balls."
I am done putting up with all these lame-ass cocks
Funny thing is that their girls are all feelin' on my jock
'Twas 'Troy from Community' who wrote the fuckin' 'riginal
This is number two -- you can call it a "provisional."
No, I'm not the best, but I know I'm not the worst
When it comes to writin' rhymes, like this song, I am 'well-versed.'
Yea Gambeasy's "just a rapper," and I'm more of the same
It's Capeasy for all you Lames who don't yet know my name
I added "easy" to my name 'cuz it has always been that
Everybody want a piece - should just call me 'Kit-Kat.'
If you want to know the "real me" don't ask for my number -
You would have a better shot just looking at my 'tumblr.'
If you're wonderin' 'bout girls I like, they're all well-cultured
Sadly I am picky - I don't give a fuck what y'all heard

I know you want some more, alright, I'll lay another verse down...
Bet you dudes will steal this shit - don't put your fuckin' purse down...
Some go crazy but, writing helps me to relax though;
It gets me more biddies than a mothafuckin' "Lax Bro