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This is my fit from when I was in the movie Space Jam, opposite Michael Jordan. You may remember me:
Jersey – Tune Squad Taz
Taz is without a doubt the coolest Looney Tune. He basically just spins around in a tornado and fucks shit up. And remember how fast he cleaned the gym? That was badass. The jersey doesn’t even have a number on it. Just an exclamation point. That’s because Taz is a strong, independent Looney Tune and he don’t need no number.
Shoes – Space Jam 11s
You can clearly see in the picture with me and MJ that I’m wearing the freshest of fresh kicks. Dem Space Jam 11s.
Shorts – Red, wrinkled, non-athletic shorts
I don’t own any white or red athletic shorts so I found these in the bottom of a drawer and figured they were the best I was gonna find.
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This chill fit was heavily inspired by The Dude as well as Rick Ross.
Robe – Mink
Not really. I wish. It is a pretty nice material though. It’s got deep pockets on each side for all the money that I need to hold at all times. Actually now that I write that I wish I had put money in them. Would have made the fit a lot sweeter. But hindsight is 20/20 I guess.
Boxers – Silk
Perfect for lounging in and looking like a boss. Close-up coming soon.
Cigar – I don’t remember
Yeah, the plastic wrapper is still on it. Not trying to fuck up a good cigar for a March Swagness picture. Not that this competition isn’t important to me. Because it is. It has taken over my life. I’ll probably need to go to rehab after this to get clean after all these filthy fits.
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If you hold the head steady, I'mma milk the cow
I like to call this fit “Cow milking itself in a dope-ass watch,” because I’m dressed as a cow and milking myself while wearing a dope-ass watch. Think about that for a few minutes and maybe you’ll understand. Maybe.
Skin – Cow
In a freak accident in my laboratory I accidentally turned myself into an actual cow. So this isn’t a costume, it’s my real skin now. It’s pretty chill being a cow though. I just stand around eating grass all day. Then your mom comes and milks me once a day loool rekt.
Watch – Movado ESQ Beacon
YEAH IT’S AN ESQ OK I CAN’T AFFORD A REAL MOVADO LEAVE ME ALONE. But it’s still fresh as fuck. Got a big-ass face so everyone can see it. I get all the lady-cows when I’m wearing this. (Disregard that technically I’m a female cow due to the udders. Or maybe I’m a lesbian cow. I don’t know.)
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My animal lover fit… WITH A TWIST!!!!! Read on for details.
Shirt – Pig
It’s a shirt that’s a huge pig face. Not sure what else to say about it. (Not made out of pork)
Shorts – Tenacious Turtles
The Tenacious Turtles are a U15 Boys Lacrosse team. I have no affiliation to them. I just stole the shorts from one of my friends (also no affiliation) because I thought they were cool as fuck. And they are.
And now… the twist!
Hat – Swanson Hunting Acres Inc.
HAHAHA YOU ALL THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ANIMAL LOVER FIT BUT I’M WEARING A HUNTING HAT!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! CALL ME M. NAPPY SHYAMALAN!!!!
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