Alcohol is a highly-addictive toxin which can damage the body generally when used excessively, and when used moderately can cause nausea, impaired motor abilities, and a host of other things. A frappuchino can make you jittery for a short period and cause you to gain a little weight when it’s drank excessively. This is an inept comparison.

This is a false equivalence. Soda contains a high amount of sugar and caffeine which over time can lead to health problems. Blue hair dye does no such thing.

AD HOMINEM INTENSIFIES

This analogy is garbage, but I’m assuming Milo’s asserting that feminism is cancerous to all genders here. Of course realistically, he’s saying this about men in particular.

So here’s an article listing the many ways feminism has helped men over the years, including helping us get justice for when we’re sexually assaulted:

https://mic.com/articles/88277/23-ways-feminism-has-made-the-world-a-better-place-for-men#.Zd3YuVirw

False rape accusations are rare, and the idea that they are prolific is a complete myth.

https://youtu.be/R1ckj4rPYlQ?t=5m56s

Right, that’s why American women attending college get so frequently harassed and attacked. Because feminism.

Never mind that a lot of feminists don’t like Hilary Clinton and have good reason not to.

Ah yes, the “myth” backed up heavily by multiple studies which Milo ignores because like his fellow far-right pundits, he hates research.

Well, I should note that left-wing violence predates contemporary Islamism by about 100 years. So this joke is not only tone deaf, it just doesn’t fucking work.

The comparison’s apt, given that like a supervillain, you collaborate with Nazis and have inflicted very real harm on people for your own amusement. Must be part of the reason why your fellow right-wingers hate your guts.