The Detroit Athletic Club still exists today, reminding everyone that the illuminati is, in fact, still a thing.

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Beautiful, and so true. This record has a sonic completeness that is nearly impossible to find these days. One could drop the needle at any place, and get a perfect summary of what the album is about. It begs to be played on repeat, like a piece of furniture in the room.

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While America did the whole Prohibition thing, Canada never bothered. In the northern part of the US, this led to “rum running” operations. Enterprising folks would cross the border in the winter months, fill their horseless carriages with booze, and simply drive across the frozen lakes towards pastures of money. This led to gangs, the most prominent being The Purple Gang of Detroit, which ultimately self destructed from infighting and violence.

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Apparently I, the reader, have the imagination of a sea cucumber.

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Turns out “glögg syrup” is a mulled simple syrup, and not something you would use to bean a person over the head.

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15 years seems like a bit long. Can you really put the effing Patriots on the bubble of God’s hate list?

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3 less ridiculous ways this sentence could have ended:

Now I realize that I don’t need certain things I bought back in the day, like designer shoes.

Now I realize that I don’t need certain things I bought back in the day, like organic milk from Wegmans.

Now I realize that I don’t need certain things I bought back in the day, like a ten piece sound system.

Mike, the WHOLE POINT of these types of sentences is to downplay your spending with an unnecessary expenditure that others can empathize with. Don’t just bean everyone in the head with a freaking boat!

What makes it even better, is the blockquote:

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I only get like 20% of Meredith’s puns because they are very subtle and I have the poetic nuance of a rhinoceros. That said, this is one of my favorites.

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