This is less about PHP qua LANGUAGE and more about the cultural meme that PHP is easy to install and “always there” when you rent a server or whatever.

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Granularity demo (down to the freaking letter!)

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It’s pretty weird to use language like “fine” and “punitive measure” when we’re literally just talking about PAYING FOR A THING.

I.e., forget water restrictions etc, just make everyone pay for the water they use and set the price such high enough that we don’t end up with a shortage!

(Ps. I’m writing this wearing the wind up “death mask” of my 2008-self for the purposes of Visionbash – I no longer find it fun to make these types of comments on my own time)

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You had me at “a half-tucked shirt…”

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