Fruitless in a holster and clueless in a kiss
This could mean that the girl is barren or doesn’t want children—there is no fruit of her loins holstered in her underwear. She also is either very inexperienced or passive in intimate activities as she doesn’t really know how to kiss.
This is such a cool line and I can’t really hope to understand and explain it completely.
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