[Chorus: Ezra Factory] P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone
[Verse 1: Ezra Factory] Hey yo, Tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni Your toppings are ill but your cheese is hole-y Only order one slice when you're feeling lonely 'Cause the sausage tastes like stale bologna Still better than nothin', you're feelin' alright You know my girl eats her pizza with a diet sprite Order garlic knots, and she'll stay the night Getting crazy with the spinach when my pie is white In France they eat pizza like, "Oh mon dieu C'est la plus belle pizza que j'ai jamais vu Le fromage est frais, c'est vraiment mieux Que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu" But yo fuck that, I don't eat my pizza with brie Or escargot, or duck confit A hot slice in my hands, no cutlery At the P-I-Z-Z-A party
[Chorus: Ezra Factory] P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone
[Verse 2: Andrew Kalaidjian] Man if you don’t know by now, don't bother to question 'Cause I'm too damn stoned and I lost my direction Wait a minute (what up?) I got a make a correction I'm at the pizza party, and I'm eatin' hearty It could be mighty meaty or with havarti Man I don’t want no ziti or chicken parm I'm-a heat up this slice like Don Giovanni Cold pizza in the morning never did no harm For that hangover son, it works like a charm So if it ain't in a box, it ain't on my table I can say it in German as best as I'm able “Lass uns gemütlich zusammen sitzen” Let's get together for some good pizza eatin' And you can leave your wallet 'cause I am treatin' But B-Y-O-B, 'cause man, I ain't treatin'
[Chorus: Ezra Factory] At the P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone Don't get caught with a wack calzone
[Chorus: Ezra Factory] P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack cal—
[Outro: Both] P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don't get caught with a wack calzone
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“Pizza Party” is an ode to eating pizza simply and like a college student—just a hot, simple slice eaten with one’s hands, nothing French or fancy.
It’s one of the four known L'Homme Run (the rap project that preceded Vampire Weekend) songs: the others are “Bitches”, “Giving Up Da Gun”, and “Interracial Dating.”
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