Do a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a rabbit?

from 2Pac – What'z Ya Phone # Lyrics on Rap Genius

Meaning

Is the Pope Catholic? If a tree falls in the forest, does it wipe off its pussy ass with a rabbit and get back up to stand tall?

This figure of speech alludes to a joke.. a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods — the bear asks the rabbit: “do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit says “yes” — so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

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