[Spoken: Kitty and Hamtaro] Hello, mister nice guy Do you remember that time when Sam got drunk? Okay, just because I wasn't saying no didn't mean I was saying yes Okay?
[Verse 1: Kitty, Mimi-chan, and Hamtaro] Didn't write this song just to get you to fuck I just kind of wanna have you in the back of my truck 'Cause I'm still around, starin' at you, just bein' celibate I'll keep doin' it forever, man, just for the hell of it
And I'm not tryin' to talk really loud But being around you's like being surrounded in clouds And you don't know how hard I try not to sound Like I know your name already, I'm not really profound And I'm not really verbose and I'm just playin' around (Wait, are we still recording?) (Yeah, we're recording) But I see you at shows, so am I gaining some ground yet?
[Bridge: Kitty, Mimi-chan, Hamtaro, and HH Slider] Swag, (where's my daddy?) swag (where's my daddy?), swag, swag Swag, (pew, pew), swag, swag, (meow), swag Swag, swag, (sleeping alone in bed) swag, swag (chicken nugget) Swag, (check your window) swag (He's at your window)
[Verse 2: Kitty] Boy, I don't even know what you were thinkin' When you said "Hey, Kitty, could you fill up my drink?" (Aww) So I went into the kitchen, spent some time at the sink And now I'm handin' it to you, damn it, Sam, stop winking Just don't ask me what was in it, I see you gettin' sleepy I tried to write a love song that wasn't this creepy But I gotta be true to my art And soon you'll be exactly like Elizabeth Smart And now I'm in control of what it says on your charts When the nurse is checking on your pulse and vitals and heart and shit Oh, you're heart, (aww), I wanna part of it Now I wanna get into the very heart of this You'll never hear this, it's disheartenin' My eyes keep undressin' and my knives keep sharpenin' And every time I see you, it's a little bit startlin' The butterflies or demons or whatever start garglin'
[Verse 4: Kitty] This might be a bad start to get off to And I really didn't mean to accost you I just really like your hair and how it's all slick and stuff I spilled a little of your blood, I kind of want to lick it up But I guess that wouldn't be vegan So let's just drive around and sing some Sara and Tegan You don't even know me, this is only a dream And I'm just thinkin' of your eyes, nothin' to do with your semen
[Chorus: Kitty] One, two, you're the boy that I want Three, four, five, six, seven, shit Eight is the bullet if you say no after all this And I just couldn't take it, you're so motherfuckin' gorgeous
You're the boy that I want Three, four, five, six, seven, shit Eight, solve equations, baby, you're my square root And I feel a little weird thinkin' that you're this cute
[Outro: Kitty] You're so motherfuckin' gorgeous You're gorgeous Take your dead body to the forest and stuff Your body fresh out of the shower I just want to talk and conversate But usually I stalk and masturbate
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Also titled “he2” on alternate versions of the mixtape. Excluding intro, this is the only Jokers In Trousers era Kitty song that actually features lyrical contributions from all four members of the group.
Like with roger dat, Kitty used an unofficial instrumental instead of the artist’s official instrumental for her version.
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