[Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice] There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids don't know what to do She sucked and fucked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent could none be found Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider, looked up inside her And said "that pussy's wide" Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Fuckin' this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum Said "hell of a nigga am I" Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall 'Cause a ho on the ave. was suckin' his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
[Verse 3: Brother Marquis, Fresh Kid Ice & Luke] Little Red Riding Hood was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there she met this man That turned her hot ass out Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair The dog's on my ass and gettin' near The hair came loose and fell in a lake Bitch check the weave that's in that lake Bitch, get that weave out! You dirty bitch, get that weave out! Mix say, bitch get that weave out...
“Dirty Nursery Rhymes” is a collection of rhymes based on old nursery rhymes and other children’s stories that have been made perverted.
Andrew Dice Clay – a stand-up comic who was at the peak of his fame around this time (in 1990, the year after As Nasty As They Wanna Be came out, he became the first comedian ever to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row). His most famous routine involved X-rated rewrites of Mother Goose nursery rhymes. On this song, the Crew steal a page from his playbook.
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