[Intro: Eminem] **Clears throat** Ayo Ayo This is motherfuckin' Marshall And I'm chillin' right now with DJ Kay Slay The motherfuckin' Drama King The motherfuckin' Drama King, dude Ayo!, I didn't say it like I mean it, hold on I'M CHILLIN' WIT DJ KAY MOTHERFUCKIN' SLAY! THE DRAMA KING! SAY WHAT YOU SAY!, motherfuckers Just remember how you say it whenever you sprayin' it Shady Records I'm Marshall I'm your host for the evening Yo turn that click off Aight Yo
[Verse: Eminem] My music is soothin' but it's also been proven That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while it's movin' You been waitin' on this moment, my sermon is like a omen I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open And I jumped through it My shit if you don't get pumped to it, I quit Here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it And pick what you want from it Rummage and find somethin', you can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin' I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin' Shit has gotten to the point where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin' This is chicken scratch Shit is sickenin', I been kickin' ass off bullshit throwaway rhymes Pick a batch I live for the love of rap, you crazy I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me You need a beat You Canibus? then it's Dre's fee You Kay Slay? the fee's waived I stay beefin' with J.D. 'till the day Dre 2-ways me that it's okay to stop blazin' him Oops! I put it out I apologize now, it's too late, G It's on tape and the tape leaked Say What You Say, motherfucker Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucker We dictate these mixtapes motherfucker Xzibit blaze this little gay midget cocksucker Heh
[Xzibit talking] Ladies and Gentlemen! This is dedicated to the man we all love to hate Tattoo a.k.a The Leprechaun a.k.a. Mr. Jermaine Dupri Come on ladies and gentlemen, sing a long
[Randy Newman - Short People Sample] (Short people got) What! (no reason) Yeah! (Short people got) What! (no reason) Come On! (Short people got no reason to live)