[Verse 1] Well, the A is for Ashley, she always ask for me To take it out her pussy, put it right in her ass And the B is for Britney, she right in the class She be hating on Ashley, 'cause she tight in the ass The C is for Christina want me to big screen her The way she dick Kiss should be a misdemeanor So if you seen her, I been searchin but can't find her Ever since I been with Diamond with Diamonds in her vagiña And the E is for ever-elegant Erika Sweet red bitch, we used to call her Miss America I ain't gon' lie, now, Erika is a dog And to them Magnolia niggas, she done fucked 'em all, Slim! Speaking of Slim, the F is for Fat A real skinny ho so you know why they call her that And the G for Gabrielle, you can call her Gabby But all my homeboys seem to call her "Nasty," man!
[Verse 2] H is for my H-town homegirl Heather Head, haze, purple, pussy, pills, forever My mami's dedicated, aww, yeah She neva tell me n"o," the most she say is "Not here" And then, uh, I is for Isis, mami a Pisces She fuck rappers for free, but hit them actors with prices They always pay 'cause her body the nicest But I hit that everyday, back when I had the wife-ahhhhh J for Joanessa, kinda sexy with light eyes She didn't make the band but she still doing quite fine The K for Kia, I hate that bitch Because she super fucking fine but she can't take that dick And then the L is for LaKia, that's Kia's twin Night and day, every time we fuck, I fall right in And the M is for Maria, María, Mariá She hangs out with NeCole whose fucking Olivia, well!
[Verse 3] P for Paulina she go all night If I don't fuck her once a week, she pro'ly go on strike And the Q is for Queen 'cause she is my Queen No, she can't ride it like Renata, but her body is mean And the S is for Shayna, a sucker in bed She take advantage of the fact that I'm a sucker for head And the T is for Tara, too much mascara Tone down on the blush, like you tryna scare us U for Ursula, she with Vicky They both come over and work out with me The W for Wanda, she kinda remind ya Of that game Street Fighter, hands like E. Honda The Y for Yvette, she get wetter than most She always tryna get high, but I just let her get low And last, but not least, the Z goes to Zara She get high off zinfandel and masturbate to The Carter Yeah!