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Getting Off on Jesus Lyrics
[Hook]
Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases
Kidnapping Christians from Church and making those cunt virgins please us
[Verse 1: Jay G]
Jesus, your love is my resurrection
Just the thought of you has given me this erection
You made water into wine
The thought of you sent dicks up my spine
Seeing your bronzed body up on that cross
Enough motivation for me to shoot my white sauce
You lived the life of a fucking prophet
Get you back to my place, have you yellin "aww shit!"
My sex moves can be compared to that of a surgeon
One thing I can guarantee, you mom ain't no virgin
You made the blind see with your healing
Put my dick in your mouth while you're kneeling
Thou shall not work on sundays
Shit I forgot how much I hate mondays
Jesus, a man known for his moral cleanness
Really? that boy was all over my penis
You were my favorite preacher
Those supple nipples were my favorite feature
You died for our sins to allow for harmony and bliss
All I see is rape and murder, you died for this?
Nailed up on that cross covered in mud
Remember one thing, I cum blood
Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases
Kidnapping Christians from Church and making those cunt virgins please us
[Verse 1: Jay G]
Jesus, your love is my resurrection
Just the thought of you has given me this erection
You made water into wine
The thought of you sent dicks up my spine
Seeing your bronzed body up on that cross
Enough motivation for me to shoot my white sauce
You lived the life of a fucking prophet
Get you back to my place, have you yellin "aww shit!"
My sex moves can be compared to that of a surgeon
You made the blind see with your healing
Put my dick in your mouth while you're kneeling
Thou shall not work on sundays
Shit I forgot how much I hate mondays
Jesus, a man known for his moral cleanness
Really? that boy was all over my penis
You were my favorite preacher
Those supple nipples were my favorite feature
You died for our sins to allow for harmony and bliss
All I see is rape and murder, you died for this?
Nailed up on that cross covered in mud
Remember one thing, I cum blood
[Hook]
Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases
Kidnapping Cunt Christians. Behind the church we make em please us
[Verse 2: Diego Johnson]
Dude came walking up with nails holes in his hands I told him better get those iced
Pulled out his cock infront of me. I screamed Jesus Christ
Adult man with long hair in a dress man that sounds kinda gay
Satan wouldn't be caught lookin like that. Man that's all I’m gonn say
If I got cancer I put my faith in a surgeon
Fuck sitting around praying to a 33 year old virgin
You stunned the jews cuz you could walk on the waters
But I gunned down the jews and put my cock in their daughters
I'm having a little trouble trying to express to you I’m sick
Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases
Kidnapping Cunt Christians. Behind the church we make em please us
[Verse 2: Diego Johnson]
Dude came walking up with nails holes in his hands I told him better get those iced
Pulled out his cock infront of me. I screamed Jesus Christ
Adult man with long hair in a dress man that sounds kinda gay
Satan wouldn't be caught lookin like that. Man that's all I’m gonn say
If I got cancer I put my faith in a surgeon
Fuck sitting around praying to a 33 year old virgin
You stunned the jews cuz you could walk on the waters
But I gunned down the jews and put my cock in their daughters
I'm having a little trouble trying to express to you I’m sick
How bout you jerk me off with holy water. Come on and bless my dick
Mary the Virgin? Yeah right she fucked me and my whole crew
Jesus dont cry I was just kidding I swear my moms a virgin too
Fossas always take the wins and we block all the losses
Christian Bosses say it’s a sin when I rock the upside down crosses
Beating up Jesus in this verse. Face giving me an ache fist
Putting the messiah in a hearse. Base living I’m an atheist
Mary the Virgin? Yeah right she fucked me and my whole crew
Jesus dont cry I was just kidding I swear my moms a virgin too
Fossas always take the wins and we block all the losses
Christian Bosses say it’s a sin when I rock the upside down crosses
Beating up Jesus in this verse. Face giving me an ache fist
Putting the messiah in a hearse. Base living I’m an atheist
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