Bonds “don’t need writers”. He can still play baseball without them, but the baseball writers need him because
Bonds provides them with “ideas”, such as chasing records, his steroid controversy, and his personality; only Barry “could come up with some shit like this”.
Baseballs “bounce” off bats when they are hit; well, every time Bonds bounced the baseball for a home run — he gave “ideas” for the baseball writers to write about in their news articles.
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“Konichiwa” means “hello” in Japanese — “konichiwa bitches” is something Kanye might say after having just arrived in Japan on a world tour. The phrase originated in the “Racial Draft” skit on Chappelle’s Show, where it was said by GZA after the Wu-Tang Clan was officially declared to be Asian.