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1) Life’s most annotatable moment?

2) If you could become any other person, who and why?

3) You can only wear one color for the rest of your life. What and why?

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@nietzsche

1) Probably flying out to NYC to go to Genius HQ, or my university interview. No idea what I’d write, but in a way that’s what makes them the most annotatable.
2) Sheeeeeeeiit, the moralist in me wants to say I would only ever want to be me. If dead people are allowed, I would become Robin Friday.
3) Black. To save on laundry. Beckett actually did this when he first started teaching in France.

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OnlyEverArabella - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Life’s most annotatable moment?

2) Aurogregbruegeg and I are fighting. You take my side. Why?

3) You bring one Latin figure back from the dead. Who and why?

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Ovid! @nietzsche @OnlyEverArabella

Oh wait this wasn’t my question.

Uhh.

Please pick Ovid.

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  1. Every time I make an obscure music reference that no one around me notices.

  2. Because your name sounds enough like Brain that you must be right.

  3. I would say Vergil or Caesar, so that I can shout at them about their lack of word order (or grammar), but to make @Bradapalooza happy, Ovid.

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MrXercules - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Milwaukee sadly has “Knuck if you buck” trademarked. What’s the Rockets' fist bump-related slogan?

2) Life’s most annotatable moment?

3) You’re contractually obligated to take a professional athlete along on a date with you and a special lady. Do you take along somebody she likes while fearing she may run off with him, or choose her most hated figure to show your dominance through comparison?

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1) Eh, we don’t really have a fist bump-related slogan. We do, however, have a group called the Red Rowdies that absolutely kills it at all home games. They’re the professional Oakland Zoo. ;)

2) In my personal life… getting my dream job. In life in general… I’d say any benchmark (job, marriage, children, etc.) is an annotatable moment.

3) Excellent question. I’d take along Yao Ming so if she ran off with him, I’d find them easily. No sneaking around when you’re 7'6". ;)

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MalcolmFleX - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Jim Webb or Bernie Sanders?

2) Life’s most annotatable moment?

3) What is your dream job?

4) Eggsquad runs your Presidential campaign. Who does what and why?

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1) Life’s most annotatable moment?

2) GOATchat is assigned cast members of The Departed. Who is who and why?

3) If you’re naming your children after anybody, knowing they’ll take on their traits, who and why?

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  1. mindblown.gif, not sure
  2. @Brock is leo, @nietzsche is jack, @BennySwans is marky mark, I’m Damon, @Vesuvius is the captain.
  3. Vince, after Vince Vaughn.
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Yeeeee Leo

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EwokABdevito - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Life’s most annotatable moment?

2) Most beautiful place you’ve been at 4 in the morning?

3) Schopenhauer comes back from the dead. What does he name his Twitter account and what is his first tweet?

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  1. I dunno why this comes to mind but I gained the nickname “Ninja” in high school from when I was screwing around at midnight all drunk on the roof of a bowling alley. A bunch of cops came and I managed to turn the corner right before they saw me. I hid in plain sight behind a 4 sided pillar as 5 more cops came into the parking lot. I could see them all in the reflection of the mirror of the liquor store I was facing. A trashy looking streetwalker (who was my angel at the time) asked me if they were looking for me. I said yes. So she distracted the cops while I slipped down the street and waited an hour for the heat to cool off. Pretty cool hiding from police right in front of them!

  2. I was animated from the entire experience, but I loved staying at a squatter house in Indianapolis. About 2-3 am we had a roman candle fight in the dark, I saw my first firefly and the second I caught it a strong rain set in. The roman candles and fireflys and atmosphere made it pretty cool. I wish it was like the Peruvian mountains or something.

  3. He names his account “Atma-lingam” and he dedicates his life to boiling his philosophy down into a structured sequence of aphoristic statements . (Wittgenstein was ahead of hsi time in this way… lol)

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Brock - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Would you have been more popular at school if your name was Brap, Bpop, Bindie, or Breggae?

2) GOATchat is assigned the characters of It’s Always Sunny. Who is who and why?

3) Life’s most annotatable moment?

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1) Yes. Haha but if you’re asking which would make me the most popular then probs Bindie.

2) @nietzsche is Dennis, our self-confident leader. I’m Charlie because I do the dirty work. @Heisenferg is Mac because he also writes the show and has a beard. @Vesuvius is a more handsome Frank because we turn to him when we’re in trouble. @BennySwans is Dee for obvious reasons.

3) my life or life in general?

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The life of Brock. Great semantics, though.

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IRL – as disclaimers for my worst fuck-ups lol
URL – subtweets

More reason why I’m Charlie btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

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@Brock

In-N-Out or Roscoes?

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@Tyrant Roscoe’s fashooooo!

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Bradapalooza (AKA A. B. Schmidt AKA The Black Mage) - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) Life’s most annotatable moment?

2) You’re to choose our new President, Vice President, and Secretary of State based solely off authors. Who and why?

3) Will you ever take on a fourth identity?

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1) October 31st 1795 to February 23rd 1821 – you figure out why. If we’re speaking of my life, however, I’d go with one of my accidental lectures on Romeo and Juliet in my 4000-level Shakespeare class. I think I talked for about 20 minutes and literally asked the professor “Can I finish?” when he tried to cut me off.

I have things to say about Mercutio and they aren’t easy to comprehend.

2) Nabokov for President – he’s very likable, trilingual, absolutely brilliant – his mind is malleable enough to recognize the need for compromise and understand truly radical ideas that I think need to happen and could push those ideas further ahead than they would be pushed than, say, by a Godwin, Hegel, Heidegger, or similar figure who wouldn’t compromise.

Vice President – there are two kinds of Vice Presidents, door mats and matadors (s/o House of Cards) so I think I’d go with someone that could really control the senate and was no nonsense in general. Wittgenstein maybe for his insistence on clarity of thought and speech. A young Wordsworth would probably be my first choice since he had a very open mind but a very strong sense of self and didn’t take shit from anybody but I don’t like how conservative he got later in life.

Secretary of State – Shakespeare? Shakespeare understood humanity – an invaluable trait for Secretary of State. Tolstoy would also be a great choice. T.S. Eliot would be … interesting at least.

3) You mean besides my secret life as 2pac, I assume, since I officially killed off that identity. I have been called “w| SexyHoboBradapalooza” before if that counts.

Honestly though, I’ve considered taking a pen name for various subjects I want to write about. Vladimir Nabokov made an anagram out of his own name – Vivian Darkbloom – which he planned to use to publish Lolita under.

@nietzsche

Also @stephen_j_p @MalcolmFleX and others since they might mfind this interesting.

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BennySwans - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

1) You’re stranded on a desert island. You have one phone call. What do you have them send?

2) Most annotatable moment in life?

3) GOATchat lives together for a summer. Who is in charge of what?

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  1. A plane to take me home.

  2. Probably the AM concert, see above. Otherwise the night the Gophers beat the #1 ranked Hoosiers and we stormed the court.

  3. Brian has control of the aux cord most of the time, unless he goes off on a Young Thug or Gucci tangent.
    Brock keeps the gang together and organizes “bonding” events.
    Ferg controls the remote.
    Ben cooks the food.
    Tom is our token British guy so he’s in charge of being the butler.
    Brad, Tyrant, Scopey, and Stephen are the roommates that never come out of their rooms.

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Brad, Tyrant, Scopey, and Stephen are the roommates that never come out of their rooms.

Is that a nod to me never being in the chat? Because I accidentally x'ed it out one day and lost it forever and cried many tears and was too embarrassed to ask for a new entrance card. hint hint

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Yes it was, it still said you were “in room”. Do you agree with the assignments @Brock, @Vesuvius, @Heisenferg?

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Lol at bonding events. Well played, Mauer.

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ScopeY - AMA Genius Users – Genius User AMAs

I believe that souls choose which bodies they go into. Why did your soul choose you and Norway?

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Very philosophical. I had to give it a bit of thought.

I am, and have been for a long time, very peaceful in my nature. I also have a very reserved personality, which could resemble the trees in the wilderness of Norway — they are just hanging there free of worries in the midst of all that surrounds them. I believe in peace, love and unity which is Norway’s spirit at its core. It makes sense that my soul chose this place over any other. I am an outsider to the people, but the land accepts me as its own.

Why did my soul chose my body? Because my soul has a sense of humor. I’m oddly shaped, have fat fingers, am incredibly clumsy, got a weird-looking face and grew all kinds of hair way before my time. It is not the most attractive appearance, but it adds to the charm. Also provides a powerful stance. It is a nice contrast to my spirit — kind and gentle — while the body appears as a strong exterior. You could say I have a turtleskin. That is my armor to all the emotions buried within.

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